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They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin'?"

His wife is puzzled and asks if hes been to this club before.

"Oh no," says Dave. "Hes on my bowling team."

When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if hed like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.

His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says,"How did she know that you drink Budweiser?"

"Shes in the Ladies Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them."

A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave, and says "Hi Davey. Want your usual table dance, big boy?"

Daves wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.

Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her.

He tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it.

She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every name in the book.

The cabby turns his head and says, "Looks like you picked up a real bitch tonight, Dave.

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My dad updated his will a little while ago; leaving me and my brother everything. Our sister was originally getting nothing (long story). The lawyer suggested that he give her $1, because she could argue he was either forgetful or not in the right state of mind while filling his wishes out. So if you don’t want anyone questioning the integrity of your “spotty” mind, give them a buck to remember you by.

Edit: i have only watched the first few episodes of better call Saul, up to when mike gets recruited or something. Honestly purely coincidental. But I guess r/nothingeverhappens

My sister has been abusing drugs and alcohol, dropped out of school, arrested for DUI’s, arrested for stealing medication (and breaking and entering) from an old folks home, and the father of her daughter is a registered sex offender and is on the Megan’s law website

Sorry about the r/titlegore. One of those things you don’t realize until it’s too far gone

Lastly, I never said blindly do it. In my experience (in Pennsylvania, USA), it was highly suggested by our trusted family attorney. I never expected a decent response to this post.... I just figured I could provoke a few people’s minds into looking into it to save you / your loved ones hassle later on.

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